Random.

Stuff that made me smile over the weekend.

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't." :)

"QFM...QFM...Kuna channel inaitwa QFM kwa TV?" :D

"Economics, Mwangi? Why Economics? Who do you know who's done Economics at Harvard and succeeded?"

"This fish tastes fishy." This one's funny cos it was completely unintentional.

"It's Baaaaaaaangay and Leeengaaaht." (Bungei and Langat ) - Olympic Commentator

"Kay-Maa takes the Gold!" (Kamau) - Olympic Commentator

"Ha! Ha! Ha! You won't watch The Apprentice on Thursday - You'll be in Harvard. Too Bad!!"

"I've changed my mind. I don't want to be a vet anymore - I want to be a game warden. No, seriously look, a game warden is an engineer;he builds roads in the park. A game warden is a vet; he looks after the sick pythons and lions and stuff. A game warden is a soldier; he fights against poachers ..."

"...use the time you have in kenya to look at Kenyan chiqs coz going by what I have seen so far the gals hia hawajaivana ka wa Kenya. believe me man the daughters of the soil are the bomb wajungu either wamebeba sana it freaks you out ama ameraniwa hadi unamuonea huruma.Here words like mchapo,kiatu na the like will gain a whole new meaning." - Name Withheld.

"If you notice that a particular woman is very keen to feed you, then there's a huge chance that she wants to feed on you." XD This was written by a woman so keep the male-bashing to a minimum.