jeudi 10 juillet 2008

Quick Quiz - Solution

I published the quiz at the beginning of the week - Here's the Solution.

Fact #1 - TRUE
50% of all marriages end in divorce while 50% of the remaining 50% suffer in silence. Pardon my french but WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!!! Let me put it this way, would you start your car in the morning if there was a 50% chance it would EXPLODE and even if it didn't there'd still be a 25% chance of you getting trapped inside it, miserable for life? Would you? I didn't think so.

Fact #2- TRUE
Divorce does increase the risk of death by over 200% for men. So if you're feeling plucky/optimistic enough to risk getting married in the first place (See Fact 1 above) but it doesn't work out and the two of you part ways amicably, you'd better start picking out a casket because you've just shortened your lifespan by 200%. You're twice as likely to die as you were before the whole marriage! How does this make any sense? The Medical World has a scientific term used to describe all these courageous,optimistic men who rush into marriage - Clinically Brain Dead

Fact #3- TRUE
Infidelity occurs in up to 40% of marriages. - By age 45, 40 percent of men and 20 percent of women have had at least one affair. While this figure might seem too small one should keep in mind that most people find it easier to just leave their spouse for their lover.

Fact #4- TRUE (Really)
80 percent of spouses who cheat do so for NON-SEXUAL reasons. Most of them are simply seeking validation, warmth, understanding and love. Hmmm... Go figure.

Fact #5- FALSE
Only 48% of women have had to fake an orgasm. The 84% I gave was a gross overestimate. Don't get too cocky though guys. That remaining sexually-sated 52%? Lesbians. :)

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